I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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