no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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