after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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