Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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