Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
