Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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