Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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