she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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