I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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