I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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