Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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