his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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