Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize