is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
