So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Randomize
