Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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