school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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