check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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