What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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