i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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