id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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