Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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