I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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