Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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