I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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