He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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