No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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