I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
