I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I party with great urgency now.
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