sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I supernannyed him into submission
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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