even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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