What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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