i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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