i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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