it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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