..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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