She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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