i just google imaged poop.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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