why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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