it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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