their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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