escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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