You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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