I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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