so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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