Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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