So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
