Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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