And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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