Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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