No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
