fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I look better un-naked...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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