sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't think brook has ever known best
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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