Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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